Girls, women, ladies, the female form.

I've been chasing girls around for over 30 years. Have I learned anything?

Girls don't like to say the word no, if they say anything other than yes, it means no.

If your friends nickname for your girlfriend is Satan, you should probably rethink the relationship.

In any new relationship, listen to your friends, but don't listen to your friends girlfriends.

If you think you need a relationship, you're not ready for one.

Expect the unexpected, and the expected. Just be in a constant state of expectedness.

You're not as cool as you think you are, but neither is anyone else.

Go after at least one girl you don't think you have a shot with.

If you're not having fun, whats the point?

If your girlfriend colours her hair, don't say "There's a colour not found in nature".

Once a girl decides shes not interested, there's nothing you can do to change that. Get over it.